Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Too Reeeehtardedly Hot to Respond



Reunited with this kid from elementary school. Stereotypical cool kid who hangs out with the NYC private school circuit and has been partying a little too hard since middle school and onwards. Never recalled him being the brightest crayon in the box, but when I instructed him to read a passage from the Animal Intelligence chapter of the National Geographic book that was on display and he was unable to after 7 words, I was forced put HIS level of animal intelligence into question.
However, I should've known better. One word responses are always a red flag and leave you with a few options to consider. Either He's Just Not That Into You, he's actually a middle school girl trapped inside a man's body, or he falls under the tragic case of being...Reeeetardedly HaWt.

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