Reunited with this kid from elementary school. Stereotypical cool kid who hangs out with the NYC private school circuit and has been partying a little too hard since middle school and onwards. Never recalled him being the brightest crayon in the box, but when I instructed him to read a passage from the Animal Intelligence chapter of the National Geographic book that was on display and he was unable to after 7 words, I was forced put HIS level of animal intelligence into question.
However, I should've known better. One word responses are always a red flag and leave you with a few options to consider. Either He's Just Not That Into You, he's actually a middle school girl trapped inside a man's body, or he falls under the tragic case of being...Reeeetardedly HaWt.
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