Smooches

If you were the fly on my wall I'd swat you

C is for...Chubby Chaser

Smells like desperation

overenthusiam...or just plain desperation?

he's been messaging me and my friend simultaneously. talk about a player wannabe

Wise Words

...too bad it's not your shoulder I want to cry on, Francesco. Especially after creepily coming up from behind me and whispering in my ear "it's Fraaaaancesco" while I was sleeping....not cute

Just So Lucky to be So Rich, So Pretty, SO GAY

After he sent me the lyrics to this song 18X (that I refuse to listen to ever again) , I came to the very frustrating conclusion that the song was actually written about him because yes he's VERY rich, VERY pretty and therefore VERY gay...gay enough to lose my #. I guess he's having too much fun taking it up the a$$ now.

*than